Who is Red John?

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So I was wondering, since everyone here is so pissed off (as am I), there have been some amazing, well thought out theories on this site and although I'm a new poster, I'm a long time lurker. 

Over the last few days I have been thinking - Oh my god, my 14 year old niece could have done a better job of this.

So how about a bit of wish fulfilment. Does anyone fancy starting an online writing collective with me - Could we actually do better? Could we create something more satisfying from scratch? 

Could be lots of fun if nothing else??? 
 

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****SPOILERS******** I have watched the leak


Honestly because CBI Ron would have been a more menacing RJ. I have never written to one of these sites before but as a fanatic from the beginning and manic rewatcher I feel completely f***ing cheated. And here is why 

I had an open mind about who RJ would be, I was just looking forward to the story of HOW and WHY - These things are not even touched upon and the fact that McAllister is the sole proprietor of the Blake association is a complete f**ing joke and smacks to lazy writing and sh&t exposition.  

The acting was absolutely appalling. My gran does a scarier face than mcallister, seriously it was laughable.There was no menace, no real fear, no suspense it was just awful. And really were we supposed to think that Bertram was red John after last week? A five year old could have spotted it was a ruse.  

And speaking of Bertram, since he was such a presence on the show why is he now just killing innocent people with no rhyme or reason - bitterly disappointing. 

WTF with all the 'action' scenes, the mentalist has never EVER been about that, I found myself skipping through the chase/ car scenes it was dull dull dull and to think that PJ finally gets RJ by RUNNING AFTER HIM I mean seriously, it was like they couldn't be arsed writing dialogue (INSERT RUNNING SCENE HERE) And given how good the last few episodes have been just makes it all the more shocking

There are so many interesting ways the Red John story could have been concluded, if this is real then apparently Heller has decided to ignore all of them. I will not watch anything he's involved in ever again, and certainly not the mentalist. I feel sorry for the actors, their writers/ creators have let them down.

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