Who is Red John?

Theories of RayHaffner (6)

This ooyala link people keep posting says "the content is unavailable in your country". I tried different IPs, US, UK, Germany, France, China, India, and the Netherlands. The video is unavailable in all of them. And when you ask for more they keep ranting about how Jane strangles McAllister, blah blah blah. It's very simple, upload the video on a file sharing websites and share the link.
We don't need your opinion or stories. If there is a video, give us a link to the video. No firefox add-ons, no ooyala link, no nonsense.

I dare you! Even though I'm sure I won't see a single valid link in the comments section, just personal attacks.

Children!!!

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Theory #13726 • By RayHaffner
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Please don't fall for these theories that claim they've seen the Red John episode, it hasn't been leaked, no one has taken it, and Red John's identity will be safe till Sunday. Those who've really seen the episode have signed a confidentiality agreement, and they won't reveal Red John's identity or the plot.
I believe it all started from these spoiler sites where the writer gave some remote clues as to what we can expect from the Red John episode. These people keep ornamenting those points, and post them as theories. Others just take these theories, add their sick fantasies and come up with new theories. Sick fantasies I've seen before. It's their old ideas added to the current context of the show, nothing more.
I like the way some of them say "it's not been leaked", "it's been taken from the source code of the website", as if that even means anything!!!
Another interesting point is they all claim they know who Red John is but in order to avoid spoilers they won't tell you. Other than that, they reveal literally anything about the next episode.

Don't waste your time searching for a link to the Red John episode. There is none. And if there is, it is fake.


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To Partridge's fans:

What is the point of concealing your voice if your own voice sounds similar to the fake one?

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The current situation reminds me of Lisbon's dream in the first episode of this season. She enters the CBI office and encounters the dead bodies of Rigsby, Cho, Van Pelt, and Jane; while Bertram is drawing a smiley face on the wall and Smith is wiping off the blood on this hands. While she thought it couldn't get any worse Haffner suddenly enters the scene and attacks Teresa. Officially, Smith and Bertram are the only two remaining suspects, this resembles what Lisbon saw when she entered the office, but the actual Red John is the one who unexpectedly snuck up on her, Haffner.

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It's interesting Patrick trusts Rosalind's judgement that Timothy Carter is not Red John, but when it comes to her description of Red John, aha, Patrick's skeptical of her. Neither one of these three suspects get even close to her description. The hot suspect of the week, Bertram, is the exact opposite of her description.
So what's the solution?! Just take it easy, don't think too much! This is a direct insult to ardent followers of the show. Heller can't just dismiss the first five seasons that easily and pick an arbitrary suspect that feels Red John'ish at the moment. There are a lot of elements a good show needs to hold, consistency is one of them. I hope all these spoilers are false, or at least partially true; even though none of them directly state Red John is Bertram. So I still hope there is this one last twist in the show, I really do.

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