Who is Red John

In my dreams, I see a finale where Marcus Pike, sitting next to Lisbon in the plane, will start to make the RJ voice "too bad our dear mister Jane didn't see again the obvious right in front of his nose" and then Lisbon starts to freak out...
At the same time, we see, as in the trailer, Jane running to get the plane, but he's too late, and woosh, cliffhanger for season finale.

You see, I imagine as Heller said, that the "original" ending would be, as it was planned to be a season and series finale, Jane catching the plane and confessing his true love for Lisbon and finally they kiss, etc...

But now that the show is renewed?? Maybe they shot another ending, a darker ending, with He is Mar-cus Pike...

I know this won't happen, really, I won't even bother to watch the episode, but I don't know, it's just that stupid little hope...

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I seriously don't care about season 7, it will just be a giant 13 episode joke about Jisbon, I don't think we'll see RJ or stuff RJ-related anymore.

However, today, I was astonished. I specifically created this account to mock that Stoopkid guy who was posting shit every week about RJ's return and RJ being Rigsby.
So today, I was reading an article in a french tabloid called "Oops!" and there was an interview of Owain Yeoman, about his final in the series.
So, what I learned is :
-They talked about killing GVP and Rigsby but chose instead to let them have a happy ending.
-Owain Yeoman wanted that "Rigsby as RJ" was the plot twist to show, in his own words, "his demonic side".

That would have been such a nice twist "Hello, Patrick, it's been five years I've been next to you and you saw nothing".

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I'm just bored to death. I just can't believe they chose to don't give a damn about giving more backstory about RJ in the 6x20, it was our only chance to see something else about the character...

This is just so dumb, so stupid, so insulting. 5 fuckin' years building theories, BECAUSE of Bruno Heller and this crew of dumb screenwriters, with such things as :

-RJ has worked with Visualize!
-RJ has turned Krye into a mindless zombie!
-Kirkland kills a RJ accomplice EVEN IF IT IS STUPID AND POINTLESS (there WOULD have been a point IF Kirkland was the long lost twin)...
-etc etc...

And in the end, nothing, nothing, nothing. They just... Blow up... Visualize's leader... a worldwide sect... with absolutely NO consequences... they just put that stupid and lonely sheriff, pigeonphobic, as the great RJ who seduced countless women, turning them into his drones, using some psychopaths and making them believe in him to the point of gladly giving their life in his name...

Oh god, oh god... I just hope, please, that someone will write a book, even a databook, telling us how to explain all this shit...

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You know... Simly by looking at the resume of the 6.19 episode "brown eyed girls", I know this is FUBAR.
Some random shitty independent story and "Lisbon considers meanwhile Pike's offer to move to D.C.".
Shit, man. 3 episodes from now, and it will be 3 episodes before the end... And it will be around some Jisbon story.

And the "fans" or the regular watchers want MORE and MORE of it, yeah more shitty fuckin' random love story. Because that's all we want, eh??? ASSHOLES.

You know, I can really, really, without a doubt, tell you the resumes of the last 2 episodes :

6.21 "black hearts" : some random shitty story + "Lisbon is really now on the edge of moving with Pike and Jane has to make a decision".

6.22 "blue bird" : some random shitty story (about a wife and daughter dead which will remind Jane of his own story... OF COURSE!!!!!) + "Now Jane considers his own future and have to make a GROUNDBREAKING (!!!!!!!!!!) (yes I'm not joking) (watch the show : TRVE LUV' IS CUMIN'!! THAT'S WHAT YOU ASKED FOR!!) decision".

And, as Lisbon is getting into the car with Pike, going for her new life, we see Jane running towards her and then "I can't live without you, you know, I'm in luv'", Lisbon : "okay" *kiss* Pike : "hey" (oh wait, I'm supposed to be the asshole even if I'm the one violently dumped here. Bullshit Hollywood shitty story for fat pigs).

THE END. Ta ta.

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http://tvlistings.zap2it.com/tv/the-mentalist/EP010587140144?aid=zap2it

OK LOL FANS IT'S FUCKIN OVER FINAL ÉPISODEKS OFFICIALLY CALLED BLUE BIRD.

FUCK YOU HELLER.

And of course this will be the séries finale. How such a shitty show could be renewed now?

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StoopKid (aka Stop! Kid...) :

Shit, man, you're just saying shit. You think yourself as a writer? You're so full of shit, randomly mubbling about things nobody cares about, for MONTHS you were like "Oh it will be GVP and Rigsby GVP AND RIGSBY GVB AND RIGSBY"...
and now "OK LOL HAIBACH IS NOT THE KILLER LOL THERE IS SOMEONE ELSE" For fuck sake, boy, you're just the worst attention-whore I've ever seen, there are 6 fuckin' episodes left.
Have you seen the summary of each of them so far?? It's just RANDOM stories with NO CONNECTION between them.
By the way, StoopidKid, if you really cared about your favoriiiiiite shooooow, you should know that next week Lisbon's boyfriend will be introduced.

SEE A PATTERN NOW HERE?? The last episodes will just be FUCKIN' JISBON STORIES UNTIL THE FINALE. That's it.

You know what will be the last episode?? "RAINBOW world", that's will surely be the title. And the story will be some random shitty investigation just to allow the Jibson romance to finally be over, with Jane and Lisbon kissing and leaving the FBI and living happily ever after.

Bullake Shitsociation, Red John vs. the Scary Pigeon... It's OVER. OVER. OVER. They said it. Numerous times. Patrick Jane said it. Bruno Heller said it. In fact, there is only you who keeps believing about it. You, the "writer". LOL. Blow me, boy.

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