Who is Red John?

Theories of Heretical (1)

Last night I ordered Chinese food and they packed it in this bag.

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This startling revelation has opened up my mind to the truth.

I'm

now convinced that Red John and Tyger Tyger have ties to Chinese
restaurants and that fortune cookies are a method of persuasive mind
control created by Visualize. They're so subtle, yet effective. Red
John's disciples are a collaborative network of psychotic cashiers. They
have
access to databases that contain everyone's personal information,
because they have it on file from each pick-up order. When Lorelei
Martins says that Patrick and Red John could have been 'friends' when
they 'shook hands', she is eluding to the fact that Patrick, like the
rest of us, has taken from the Chinese while at the same time continuing
a relationship filled with tension and mistrust. The Tiger and the
Dragon are both central creatures on the Chinese calender. The color red
is a common theme in almost every Chinese restaurant. The Chinese flag
is 'Red All Over.' Most of the Mentalist episode titles contain the word
'red.' This is the 'Lie' within the 'Truth' that the S6, Episode 7
promo was hinting towards. Red John is masterminding China's rise to
power. Global domination is the highest level of achievement and the
true goal of Visualize. It's up to Patrick to discover this dark truth
and take measures to stop this threat before it's too late. The true
identity of Red John is.....Xi Jingping, China's president. It explains
how he is able to travel around so quickly without being discovered. He
has all the connections in the known world and the means to conceal anything he pleases. It would also provide some insight as to why he has a fondness for murdering females.

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