Who is Red John

Theory #18629 • By HarvyHammer

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I keep thinking that by some sympathetic magic RJ will be revealed as Rigsby so I keep posting here saying that he is RJ... Yea, well, anyways...
What is this talk about an eighth season? Are we not already tortured enough, or do the Hollywood idiots really think this jisbon shit is really interesting?
http://insidetv.ew.com/2014/11/24/the-mentalist-final-season/#
Little Yellow Houses... WTF is that? How is it possible to reconcile the Oklahoma connection to Lisbon's job as a cop in San Fransicko? Ya know, I actually have a theory on this:
It is well know to people (native born Californians) that all the women in San Fransicko are 7 out of 10s... at best, yet believe themselves to be 10s. Also, these same SF 7s are always women that are from other states that moved here (SF) from the mid-west, or some other fly-over state because their moral compass is dubious and could not handle the American culture out there. I strongly believe that the most realistic part of this show, so far, is Lisbon, a clear SF 7, being from Oklahoma... despite her New York accent.
Question: Does anyone else think Lisbon straps it on for Jane? Better yet, Does Wiley strap it on for Heller? Will Vega be cast into a transsexual role in Gotham?
I may actually start reading again.

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Yea, Yea... Kirkland was a good choice for RJ, and so is first CBI chief, Minelli (sp?), but I truly think that RJ is best suited for a split personality serial killer type dude like Rigsby. I personally think that it would be cool, very cool.
I understand that McAlister was played by a good actor, an actor I consider one of my favs, but the sheriff just didn't work for me, and I think for a lot of other peeps. Most of us are even wondering if Gotham will be dropped on its ass in similar fashion, I mean... who hires the Fresh Prince's wife for a criminal anyways??? Seriously?
Also, Bertrand was a good choice, a bit to old school, but at least he would have made a good character because of the direct influence over CBI agents. AND, let us not forget the Head Cheese of Visualize. One cannot go wrong with Brett Stiles/Caligula as a serial killer.
Soooo many possibilities, so many other viable options left out to the elements, and we are left with cowboy boot wearing, sheriff McAlister, WTF?
I just want to say, this new jack-booted FBI circle jerk is boring and depressing. Witches says that the last episode is named "white tulips", well I know where Heller can plant his white two lips. Im fucking depressed... Why not make Cho, the literary "chinaman", RJ, and send my over a cliff?

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Wayne Rigsby is still Red John.------ GO BACK AND WATCH THE EPISODES WITH RIGSBY IN MIND. He is perfect.
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Also, the actor, Owain Yeoman, is the only actor on the show that could actually pull off a great red dragon (Royal Academy of Dramatic Art graduate). Keep in mind that Rigsby is all too eager to jump on people from second story buildings -- a true measure of an RJ trying to compensate for being acrophobic -- motivated only by a love for Grace. -----------------------Just look at the Rigsby's moments that are calm and reserved, that is, when Rigsby talks as a real person and not a drone in the CBI machine. He is a creepy muther fucker, and if the writers would only show Rigsby down in that red barn, we would have a wonderfully mind-bending end to the series.--------------------------- By-the-way, Bruno Heller is the only serial killer true fans know of to date. May Heller drag his tongue across my sweaty asshole. Happy Holidays!

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