Who is Red John?

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To whom it may concern,

fuck jisbon, fuck robin tunney, fuck bruno heller, dare I say-- fuck you simon baker for agreeing to head in this direction (I'm even aussie too), fuck the jisbon-poster about 6 posts below me (you shipping idiotfuk dumbass)...... fuck bruno, fuck jisbon, and fuck me in angus. it's been said before but let me just reinforce that one of THE best plots in tv history has turned to utter faeces and I am now embarrassed to say I was a fan of the show.

the only thing that was going for the show was the fkn best serial killer storyline ever- other than that it was just some faggy aussie with typical blonde curls doing gay tricks to solve even faggier crimes. I was proud to buy into the story line; telling my stupid friends how good the show is cos of red john. the single most fundamental, paramount, linchpin, central part of the show.... now ruined. pissed on. chewed and dunked in heller's fragrant and delightful shithole only to be pulled out and sneezed on by Chris Long schlong who is pounding emmanuelle chriqui as we speak, the pompous dickhead. Red John was KEY and they couldn't even put the effort in to tie in all the intricate loose ends. I've run out of superlatives. if the minds of everyone here was combined, it could have been done. and done well. that's what i love about this site.
the best blot in history could have been maintained and possibly progressed to the best show in history. it was possible. but, in the word's of BTNH's failed modern era comeback song: for now, i am gone.

i posted a lot prior to season 6 but as soon as I sniffed where the direction was goin I decided to keep my thoughts to myself. and as weeks went by, I got crazier and more anxious.
to give a brief insight:
- when i heard about the tattoo thing i thought about roundhousing my mum
- the reveal of RJ made me so irate to the point of punching my bed (refraining from using my wall). i literally had to go for a run.
- and THEN the undertaker lost his streak

cliffs: it wasn't a good autumn for me
thankfully some stupid theories and reaching thoughts restored my sanity lol

welp, I'm done
i did learn a lot of things from here.
my english grades imoroved because of my acquired skills to analyse something out of nothing.
i was interested in more poetry on the account of william blake.
most importantly, i learned to never invest my time in bruno heller's work ever again.

if anyone comes across anything as good as the red john arc WAS then please contact me.. I wouldn't mind getting hooked by a great show again - but I want to get reeled in and cooked on the pan with lemon juice nomsayin? and nah not sherlock - I appreciate the coherence and sense making - but it doesn't do it for me...something like the miniature house killer from csi... that shit was real talk. But I don't think I'll get into anything anytime soon though. People don't realise the influence and power red john, a fictitious character, had on me and I'm sure the majority here. it was a beautiful thing.






WhoIsRedJohn.com: OBITUARY
As I part ways, I'd like to recognise the prominent figures on this site and express my appreciative (or lack thereof) thoughts;

First and foremost, for a good 18months a lot of laughs and slurs were centred around the acquired taste that is thee stoopkid.
Whilst, initially, I could not bare to read the silly stuff that was put forward.. I did eventually come to like some points of thought.
In short, although some good points brought up, the silly stuff outweighed them.

Nonetheless, a man of dignity and stubbornness accompanied with an overwhelming sense of faith in the restoration of the red john storyline. Will be interested to see his posts from hereon in. EDIT: i just refreshed the site LOL (see below)

Some other outstanding personalities worth noting: Bloodyfingers

I was fortunate enough to have witnessed the magic that came from this mentalist demigod's keyboard when he was present here before all you mainstream fags came. Everything I read made me feel good inside and put me at ease when the show began the down-hill run during season 5. If not aware, I advise to look back on this work.

Endgame was also present around a year ago and we all would have similar views to that of the above.
2 men amongst boys. A salute to the fine sirs.

I'm sure there were other noteworthy personas throughout our journey, feel free to share previous work. I will add a memorable moment from KillerPigeon, theory14265. hahahah
I was quite the regular too but won't disclose my identity

At the end of the day, it was great going on this rollercoaster ride with you all until it fell off the tracks on the last corner. This was a good site to browse. Perhaps the best because we all wanted the same thing ( a good RJ conclusion) as opposed to reddit fags and other inferior theory sharing forums.
I plead if there are any character lookalikes that are easy on the eye and have some acting ability, to do some sort of amateur fixup and post on youtube or something. It would be great. Better than the show's take at least I am sure.
This is my commemoration to the site. May we all remember the significance it had and still has.
As for me? I'll continue my daily struggle and hope to come out on the other side on top.
"We're all gonna make it" - Brett Partridge

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