Yeah, OK so they did the unthinkable by hooking these two up with a
nauseating sentimental send-off. Let's talk about all the extra stupid
sh*t that went on in these last two episodes.
1. Lisbon walks into
what could be a crime scene without waiting for back-up. (Obviously she
has forgotten all the rules of the FBI and basic cop training not to
mention her little "incident" with Red John when she was found lying in
pigeon poop.)
2. The expensive wedding shower and banquet that
Abbott has graciously prepared and went all out to host Jane and
Lisbon's day is carelessly chucked off and abandoned by them without an
ounce of concern. Right, like a hormonal Lisbon wouldn't have thought
of this. Oy-vey.
3. I'm stopping here because I can't go on
without a vomit bag.... Baker's final scene that he is taking credit for
writing. "Dude, I have no words. What were you thinking? Who got to
you? Jisboners? Your wife? Did you just give up? Pfffftttt!
Typical. That had to be the most ridiculous scene EVER! I'm going to
go out on a limb here and say that Lisbon did NOT just find out about
her bun-in-the-oven that morning. All her speeches about honesty and open communication... yep... out the window."
Thanks. I feel somewhat lighter.
