Who is Red John?

Theory #9968 • by Pakcik

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Finally i figured out who Red John is!

Red John is US President, Barack Obama.

1. First, the smiley. It looks identical with Obama smile.

2. Second, he killed because he was enourmously depressed with his workload as US president. Therefore, he need some fun and gain some ecstacy.

3. Bertram, Smith, Mc Allister, and Partridge were Obama associates. They cleaned up the mess make by RJ. RJ killed Partridge because RJ worried he will revealed to Mr. Jane his true identity. So was Kirkland.

4. Obama dont like to be humiliated. He liked Jane because he was a con man. He was a perfect candidates for the next Secretary General of White House.

5. He hunts Hightower because she rejected his love during college. They studied together in Hawaii before.

6. Obama spare Lisbon because she is hot and knows that Jane attracted to her. He killed Sophie, Miss Frye and Lorelei because he thinks all of them didnt fit Jane. Instead, all of them has fallen love to Jane. However, Jane refused and stayed loyal to Lisbon. RJ appreciated that and help him to deceased all of them out of records.

7. Visualize has large connection and Obama had to favor them to win more votes in the upcoming election. Last time, Obama realized all members of visualize contributes 30% of the total vote in the election. If he owned Stiles to vote for Democrat, Obama doesnt need to lobby the Jewish for swing votes anymore.

Thank you for reading!
Finally Red John is revealed!!!  

  

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