Who is Red John?

Theory #8584 • by Jane & John

Suspect

Kimball Cho

Kimball Cho
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ARGUMENTATION

Rigsby and Van Pelt leave the show mid season.
Mid season Red John is caught.

Red John kills Rigsby so he can steal Van Pelt because she has red hair and is amazingly sexy. Since Van Pelt loves to have sex she jumps into bed with RJ (who has a mask on so she doesn't know who he is) and they begin to have sex. After 3 seconds Van Pelt realizes Rigsby's penis was at least double the size of RJ's so she grabs her gun and shoots RJ as she wasn't satisfied. Van Pelt then realizes only one type of person could have such a small penis, an asian. After figuring out it is Cho before even taking the mask off him, she realizes everytime she has sex from now on she will think of small penises so she shoots herself in the head aswell.

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