Who is Red John?

Theory #18415 • by BombdiggityIsBored

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Like my username states... I AM BORED!!!!  Let's talk something!  Anything! 

So,  like someone suggested I started watching The Killing on Netflix.  HOLY MOTHER OF GOD AND EVERYTHING THAT IS SACRED THIS SHOW IS WHAT PROCEDURAL DRAMA IS ALL ABOUT AND THE MALE/ FEMALE PARTNERSHIP IS COMPLETELY BELIEVABLE, COMPLEX AND ..... HAIR RIPPING FRUSTRATING!  It also stays in the background where it belongs. 

I'm about 3 episodes into season 4 and I can only imagine where and how the writers of The Mentalist got their jobs.  How is it that these cable shows are so spectacular that they are out-doing the BIG GUNS on major networks yet no one hears about them?  Their numbers hardly even exist on the Neilson ratings and I'm lucky if I can find a friend or a co-worker who has even heard of any of these shows. 

I'm trying to decide which I should do... (or do first)

1.  Get new friends
2.  Cut the cable
3.  Get off forums
4.  Stop comparing police dramas to The Mentalist
5.  Send my writers resume to The Mentalist along with everything I think is wrong with the show and sit by the phone.
6.  Go outside and enjoy the last few days of summer because I'm gonna be bitchin' about the cold in a few weeks.

So, what have you guys been doin' all week?  ;)

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