" Yes, I'm Pedro Pascal, I'm supposed to have a relationship with Lisbon in that shit "The Mentalist" is now. Yes, would you believe it?. I was even a fan before that 8th episode, but Bruno Heller convinced me to act for some shows and money talks. The bastard now doesn't wanna pay me, saying there's no cash cause they've been cancelled, sucker, now he is spreading rumours about my private life, bastard, I'm screwing this season's finale :  My boss is MASHBURN, HE has told my caracter to not touch her, to just seduce and lure her away from Jane's hunt. Teresa, she's for him, WALTER you know. Marcus Pike is a charade, as fag as ... well, there you have it, I'm out of the closet now darling. Red John is alive and he orders Pike to be a whistle blower and screw Jane, doing so he won't brainwash Lisbon from the Pancakes Spell, you know?. "
(Source : facebook chat)

Real fans didn't want a soapbox for old ladies or fan-fiction wanna be's, but the good mysteries unveiled. Patrick Jane sucks arse now and will end up listening to Queen's "Too much love will kill you" or Embrace's "Follow you home".