Dear Mr. Heller,

I don't like to be made a laughing stock in the media, especially by a seed eating, serial shitting pigeon. If you were a real writer and created instead of an unoriginal plot thieving fraud you wouldn't need to check the internet to see what my death has done to your beloved show's ratings.

P.S.
Just kidding. All I ask is you explain Red John's back story. Good luck.