TV Reporter Meredith:

Episode 8 featuring McAllister as Red John was an undoubtedly real car-crash. Now that all the knowledgeable fans know that your show, the Mentalist, was based off another show called the Profiler, and never had a coherent storyline, how do you feel?

Virgil Minelli

Wow. Meredith that... you "knowledgeable few". That's just... You know for 6 years, I've put up with idiotic questions from supposed fans, and I've never said squat. But *today*, I must tell you Meredith, you gullible people have really set a new standard in horses assery. You people have *no* concept of what the word "trick" means.  And you ask me how I'm feeling? I'm feeling sad. You... moron. Any other questions?... Okay then. Good day to you. Elizabeth, carry on.