1. Cho = Badass
2. Even though we're all guilty of it, let's all try to not assassinate Heller before the official episode (whether it's the same as the leaked or a completely different version) is ACTUALLY on air. I know I had my fair share of Heller-bashing along with you guys, but I'm going to refrain from that until I actually see the episode. Then we can move on to either step 3 or 4, whichever is more appropriate.
3. In the case that Heller is a genius and played us for fools with a deliberately leaked episode, I think it's in our best interest to worship the man and be ready with our apologies.
4. In the case that Heller is a complete jackass and decided to change nothing from the leaked version, it's most probable that we arrange a "whoisredjohn" cult to seek our revenge for this bullshit. We will arm all loyal fans with torches and pitchforks to storm Heller's house and burn it to the ground. We will kidnap Heller and bring him back to our secret hideout, where we will coat his naked body in pigeon food. "RELEASE THE PIGEONS" is heard from the microphone and Heller begins to panic. A flock of 50 pigeons rush through the opened door and leave Heller in excruciating pain. Our method of torture, called "Pigeonboarding," seems to be the most effective method in existence. Heller is in tears, begging for mercy, but the loyal fans will have NONE OF HIS SHIT! Among us lies a competent tattoo artist, who will mark Heller with the classic Red John smiley face, only this time, it will be white—in honor of pigeon shit. Now we force Heller to recreate Season 6 Episode 8 to our hearts content. Once the episode is complete, Heller will appear in front of the press, only this time, he will have a shitty tattoo on his forehead (literally). He is taken as a joke and his nobility withers away. As he is leaving the stage, our cult will have organized pigeon-food confetti to launch from every possible direction. The pigeons swoop in and devour Heller in front of millions of viewers. And they (the fans) lived happily ever after.
YOUR MOVE HELLER.
