Who is Red John?

Theory #14577 • by CracowPigeons

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GREEN: Bruno Heller will be on the phone on Monday, calling the head of CBS with a smile, and stating: "My deal with Fox is now complete. I have two ten-year contracts to develop any series I want, with unlimited budget. And I have just made your ratings plummet with the latest episode of The Mentalist. You can keep your shitty show now. The game is over, and I won."

RED: Bruno Heller was on the phone last night, calling a multimillionaire friend of his, sweating, swallowing hard, and saying: "Uh, yes, this is Bruno... listen, could I borrow about 10 million tonight, in cash? I really need some moolah, friend. I have to take about 12 TV actors via private jets to California tomorrow, shoot about an hour's worth of emergency footage really fast, and do major post-production on it, and it's all gotta be done in one day... and that will cost a lot! Hope you can help me out, man."

By the way, here's a photo from Cracow in Poland, one of only seven cities in the world that filled Redneck John's heart with pure terror:
http://ngm.nationalgeographic.com/u/TvyamNb-BivtNwcoxtkc5xGBuGkIMh_nj4UJHQKuor5WjG39lv3PvcgEyD_goLKw...

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