Who is Red John?

Theory #14510 • by NikMenta

Suspect

Bob Kirkland

Bob Kirkland
Suspected in 751 theories

ARGUMENTATION

-You are one tough S.O.B. Bruno Heller. you really are.

-Where am I?..Oh....What happened?

-You are in Sacramento, you've been shot...Do you remember that?

-Yes,I do.Some thousands fans of "The Mentalist".

-Correct.Very good.Your mind is clear.Now listen, I have a question for you Bruno.Look at me.Look close.You recognize me?Have you seen me before?

-You are Bob Kirkland you are my creation on the show!What is wrong with you?And you have an identical twin Michael.Hehe I tricked all the viewers.I am a genius.I am a BEAST.

-Are you sure?It's important.

-Yes.I'm sure.

-It's good to know.Thanks.
Let's face facts, Bruno.If you recover, and live, you'll spend your life regretting this terrible mistake you've done, people will hate you for ever.You'll be a toy for monsters.
I just hope,  if I am ever in your shoes,I'll have a friend close enough to do this for me.

-Wait.

-Don't be scared.This will be quick, fairy little pain.
It's ok.I'm here for you.I won't leave you.

-AAAH OOH AAH.




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