Who is Red John?

Theory #14417 • by icy

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Thomas McAllister

Thomas McAllister
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No.

Just NO.

Let's break into heller's house and draw the smiley in pigs blood on one of his walls.

THIS HAS BEEN SUCH A CON. SO MUCH ANTICIPATION! SO MUCH EFFING MELODRAMA ON INTERVIEWS AND THIS... THEY HAND US THIS PIECE OF FLAMING SHIT FROM REDJOHNS PINKO PIGEON FEARING ASS?! 

I MEAN SERIOUSLY? WAS BRUNO DILDOFUCKING SIMON BAKER'S ASS USING A DOUCHE AND THEN LIGHTING THAT UP BEFORE WRITING THIS EPISODE?

It can't be real can it? It JUST can't. This is such a cop out. Such a betrayal. 

Who cares if it was McAllister, atleast SELL it. LITERALLY NOTHING WAS ANSWERED.

I GET THE 911 call and pleading for his life bit but seriously! After all the pain and suffering and pondering and theorizing, atleast if you want to show RJ as human, there are better ways than that crap.. 

I've watched it like 6 times now. It just does't make any sense.. Has Bruno been faking it all along.. ?

Seriously bruno, if this is the real episode. Delay. Delay the show for 2 months for all I care. But please re-shoot and re-think the direction. You've literally killed off the show. There's no way it comes back from this... there won't be a new season. And I'm pretty sure this season won't cross the 15th or 16th episode either. Sure we'll tune back in for the next 2-5 episodes at most. Hoping for some retribution.

There won't be any retribution. PIGS BLOOD SMILEY ON BRUNO'S HOME. END OF STORY. 

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