Who is Red John?

Theory #14408 • by DunGoofed

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Thomas McAllister

Thomas McAllister
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Woke up at 6 AM this morning, didn't eat, didn't drink, didn't SHIT, didn't shower, went to my laptop to check on the eventual spoilers for the upcoming episode, then holy shit links of the actual episode everywhere. Excited as fuck.

Then....after 3 hours of watching and re-watching hoping that it is a silly PRANK. TURNS OUT THIS PIECE OF SHIT(NOT WRITING BTW) IS FUCKING REAL. WHAT A FUKING FIASCO. Waste of energy and time. I think I puked a little bit inside my mouth.

THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING. I CAN BRING A FUCKING 5 YEAR OLD TO WRITE AND ENDING MORE COMPELLING. HELL EVEN MOTHERFREAKING ZOMBIE PARTRIDGE OR CHUBBY SMITH COULD BE MINDBLOWING.
 
WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK HELLER? MIGHT WANNA PASS THAT SHIT YOU'VE BEEN SMOKING 'CAUSE I DESPERATELY NEED IT.

BERTRAM FALLING LIKE A DOMINO, THE FUCKING PIGEON, AND TO TOP IT OFF THE FUCKING 911 CALL WAS THE KILLER.

WHAT THE FUCK CBS?

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