Who is Red John?

Theory #14306 • by iq_rama

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No, no, no...no fucking way.

Red John died in season 3. Timothy Carter was the real deal, voice and perfect speech, not this mumbojambo bullshit.

McAllister: The game is over and I've won...Patrick, this high-pitched voice is really difficult, damn this Bruno Heller for making me use it. 
McAllister: So, you wanna know about the list?
PJ: No.
McAllister: Come on, don't you wanna know?
PJ: No.
McAllister: Pretty please...
PJ: I said no.
McAllister: I do not know it either how I got it....Ha ha ha.
PJ: Why did you kill Bertram?
McAllister: I kill Bertram, I kill you, game over I've won...You are making me say it again. I've told you that is difficult for me.
PJ: You know that I've had a cup of tea and a bagel earlier. I have something for you.
McAllister: Let me come closer to you and hold my hand.
PJ: Aha...
McAllister: Nice one, Patrick...You knew I was afraid of turtle doves. You got me...now I have to run
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Lisbon: We all need to stay in the car and let Jane catch his killer. The big FBI boss said to stay nice and quiet.

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Woman in the cemetery: A man is shot and I'm screaming like an idiot....Mister, mister, Usain Bolt went that way...go and shoot him again...
PJ: Much appreciated m'am...

PJ: M'am give me that phone...have no fear the police is here...

Police: 911, what's your emergency?
McAllister: Yeah, this is the serial killer Red John, you may have heard of me.
Police: Sure, Please state the nature of your emergency.
McAllister: Someone is trying to kill me, ha ha ha.

PJ: Ok, Red John, blink me once if Bruno Heller is an idiot, blink me twice if he is a moron.
PJ: Can you that again? I didn't catch that the first time.
McAllister: What about the list?
PJ: NO.
McAllister: OK, bye bye cruel world.

That's all folks!

Leaving aside the jokes, Red John has nothing in common with this 6th season Red John. They made up a handshake, a bullshit phobia and a whistler. Pick your favorite, anyway they all wind up dead.

If I could forget the last 3 seasons, I would.

Regards,

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