Who is Red John?

Theory #14176 • by Afewwordstosay

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Thomas McAllister

Thomas McAllister
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ARGUMENTATION

Until this unfortunate leaked episode, our villain was Red John but what we saw on 6*08 is more like a Pink John since he runs like a chicken for his life. So we owe apologies to fellas who had theorized that RJ was actually PJ (pink john).

And the famous red smiley face is actually Bruno 's ass with which he's laughing at us. 

And this fucking episode is the last fucking thing that I would like to find in my memory palace. 

A note for Heller : I just hope that if I'm ever in your shoes, I have a friend close enough to fuck me in the ass.

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