Who is Red John?

Theory #14065 • by badorgood

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For those who missed the leaked episode, I  posted some random wtflol moments from  the episode, it's just too much fun !

Abbot: Boy this is a mess, huh? A biig mess.
Rigsby: Look, I don't m---- 
Abbot (interrupts him): You can talk later.

(seconds later)

Abbot:  ... don't know what the hell is gonna happen next.
Lisbon: I f----
Abbot (interrupts her): So let me explain what's next. (trolling since last episode)

(later)

Bertram, in a gas station, calls Patrick from a payphone.
Bertram: Hi Patrick, you know who this is, I don't have to do the funny voice, do I? It's weird huh, because the last time I---
A policeman spots Bertram, he drops the payphone without saying anything. Cardero, who was trying on some new glasses from a sunglasses stand, shoots the cop while wearing the glasses (topgun style). Bertram then grabs a bag of chips and gives it to Cardero as reward. Then they leave. Patrick is still on the phone...

(later)

FBI raiding Jane's "secret" place.
Random FBI Agent to Abbot: Clear sir!
Abbot: *poker face* No kidding.

(a bit later)

In the parking lot.
Van Pelt to Lisbon: Where's Jane?
Lisbon: Don't ask.
Cho: She just did. B-)

(later)

Jane, in the park, buys a phone from a random stranger (Nick Nordella credited as Young Man) so he can safely talk again to Bertram without being traced.
Bertram: I think we should meet and talk. Just the two of us.
Jane: Like a date?
Bertram, laughing like a retard for 3 seconds: Yees...NO!

(later)

Jane, followed by the FBI, steals a car. After hitting with the car two other cars in an attempt to escape, FBI takes him. Jane then begs on his knees Abbot to let him go. Meanwhile, Lisbon, Cho, Van Pelt and Rigsby arrive to see the scene. 
FBI Policemen to Cho: FBI, back it up!
Cho: CBI, back it up yourself! (*Cho's badass this episode*)
Then, they let Jane go. Just like that.

Rigsby, Van Pelt, Cho and Lisbon are then held in an SUV.
Randomly, Van Pelt starts banging her head several times on the window next to her in an attempt to get an FBI agent's, attention. (incoming epilepsy attack wtf?!)

(later)

At the church.
Bertram confessed to Patrick that he is not Red John. Then he tells Cardero to shoot him. Instead, Cardero shoots Bertram who, before falling on his knees in a funny way, is like: "Heyao", then falls Hollywood drama style.
Thomas Mc enters randomly in the church.
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after some conversation:
Patrick: Gotta show you something. *takes hand with full of crumbs from the pocket and hands the crumbs to Mc. Then he takes with his other hand a fucking pigeon from another pocket and puts in in Mc's hand full of crumbs.*
Mc: *epic face* *epic face* *epic scary face* *yells like a bitch*
Patrick takes a gun from under a chair nearby and shoots Mc who drops his gun.
Mc: Please don't, don't kill me. You're not like me, you're a good man. *RJ begging is like whaaat. Also, last sentence contradicts the symmetry thing from the poem...*

(after some conversation) Random woman enters the church and tries to stab Patrick with a knife. Meanwhile, Mc, after taking a bullet in the stomach, flashes a bit faster than Usain Bolt through the park in an attempt to escape from Patrick. But he runs fabulous sissy style (Patrick too) and is finally caught and strangled by PJ, not before Mc attempts to call 911 for help (wtf is wrong with this guy).

The end.

Sorry for my English and hopefully we will not see this on Sunday.


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