Who is Red John?

Theory #14016 • by RedReveal

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Patrick Jane

Patrick Jane
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That reveal better be fake, or I swear to Red John that Bruno Heller is a dead man.

WHAT THE HELL WERE YOU SMOKING WHILE YOU MADE THAT PIECE OF SHIT?!?!?!?

Hopefully it wore off and you came back to your senses to create another S6E8 that will premiere on Sunday.

I didn't wait 5 years for a fucking pigeon to practically kill Red John.  A FUCKING PIGEON. That thing that's literally sitting outside of my window, shitting on the balcony.

Yo RJ, you got killed by a fucking balconyshitter. So much for world's greatest villain. 

Patrick should have taken a glove and smeared a white Patrick smiley face USING PIGEON SHIT at the murder scene of RJ. 

Jeez Heller.....God Damnit....5 years....for pigeon shit....NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO 



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