Who is Red John?

Theory #13917 • by playhip

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Oh come on, you must be like REALLY stupid to believe the episode is real.

Like, let's face it. THE ACTING IS BULLSHIT.

Bertram dying, and he's like smiling and saying "Heeeeey!". Also, the stupid looks on his face and the cops one when they look at each other. LIKE THEY WERE FUCKING RETARDS. When they kill the cop in the gas station, HE TAKES A FUCKING BAG OF CHIPS. LIKE THAT'S A REAL GOOD THING TO DO AFTER YOU KILLED A COP. AND WALK AWAY LIKE NOTHING HAPPENED.

And the real thing, McAllister supp. Red John tries to kill Jane? He could have done it many times, but he actually loved the game with Jane, no way he wants to kill him. Also, JUST LOOK AT THE FUCKING SCENE WHERE HE IS SCARED BY THE PIGEON. LOOK AT IT. XANDER FUCKING BERKELEY ACTING LIKE A NOVICE ACTOR, EVEN THE '90 MOVIES HAD BETTER ACTING. HE IS LIKE "OHOHOOOWOWOHHD A PIGEON". Really, is Red John so stupid to not get caught in 10 years but get killed with the help of a pigeon?

ALSO, HOW THE FUCK DO YOU SEE A WEAPON IN JANES CLOTHING BUT DONT SEE A FUCKING LIVING CREATURE, A FUCKING PIGEON?

AND THE FBI SCENE. STUPID AS FUCK.

AND THE FUCKING ENDING. LIKE NO EXPLANATIONS. NO FUCKING SINGLE EXPLANATION. NO, JUST A FUCKING SHERIFF GETTING SHOT THEN RUNNING LIKE A FUCKING MARATHON THROUGH GLASSES AND SHIT AND THEN FALLING DOWN IN THE PARK, WHERE HE CALLS FUCKING 911!

YES, FUCKING RED JOHN CALLING 911? WHAT IN THE FUCKING WORLD??

Seriously guys. Wait for Sunday. This is just fake. Get over it.

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