Who is Red John?

Theory #13893 • by DarkCross

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Bret Stiles

Bret Stiles
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C'mon. Such a cruel joke.

Imagine the Red John.
A step ahead of Jane, killed his victims with such finesse, a showman, the closest someone can get to a psychic. Someone everyone in law enforcement is scared of, someone every influential guy knows. Better manipulator than Jane, evil, and has no remorse. More importantly, sends shivers down the spine of viewers in every episode. And his ''Hello, Patrick" send shivers down Jane's spine !!

Look what we got.
A balding, oldie who bends his neck to talk in Red John's voice, got screwed by bread crumbs and a fucking pigeon. His backup is a 5 foot woman with a 2 inch knife. He runs like a girl, sees a woman and starts begging her not to shout like a sissy, runs some more, then calls 9-1-1, and finally falls down in a fucking garden and starts crying like a girl. In his last moments, he is telling Jane, "he knows the list cause he is a psychic". What the fuck, man !  

The viewers deserve a better Red John. Like Batman had his Joker. Even Jane deserved a better Red John. Not this sissy. 

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