If the leaked, disappointing Red John episode is indeed the real one -- maybe it's our fault.

There are only so many logical ways to put together five seasons' worth of clues.  We found all the GOOD ones!

Heller
couldn't use any of them without the risk that someone would accuse him of plagiarizing from
whoisredjohn.com.  The only original idea he could come up with was...
that.

This is something like, "infinite monkeys + infinite typewriters = Shakespeare," except we beat Shakespeare to it.

<...sigh...>