For all you Canadians out there - RJ is Toronto Mayor ROB FORD !!!

My evidence:

1) He drives an Escalade! Only a serial killer and/or environment hater would do this. Where else would he store the bodies when transporting them?

2) He engages in illegal activity on a regular basis - prostitutes, affiliating with known drug dealers, smoking crack, uttering racist and homophobic slurs, etc.

And these are just the things we KNOW about, people. My mother taught me that these are the kind of people that end up in jail. Bad morals = breeding grounds for serial murderers.

3) He is losing his cult of followers slowly but surely, day by day. One only has to see the photo of him seeing alone in chamber to know his "political" followers have converted to the Tyger Tyger organization. Their last attempt to remove all his power has him screaming for more!

4) Patrick Jane (aka Canadian citizens) will bring him down this very week! We know this from reading Spoiler TV reviews (aka Toronto Star).

5) Despite him being a terrible role model, generally unintelligent and useless to the world, he still manages to attract intelligent, petite and reasonably attractive women (his wife in particular), traits we know to be true of the infamous serial killer RJ.

6) One just needs to hear his jolly old laugh to know that he can really lay on the charm and charisma when the time calls for it. Whether or not this certain charm and charisma is aided by the use of illegal substances or the flask under his desk, we may never know.

Torontonians, you know it to be true in your hearts ... ROB FORD is RJ!!!

Non-Canadians, google it. You'll believe it as soon as you see the pictures and read the scandalous illicit stories as of late.

5 more sleeps 5 more sleeps 5 more sleeps

Sunday is going to be better than Christmas people!!!