Who is Red John?

Theory #12826 • by bettyboo

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Americ's review doesn't tell us anything especially since it's edited out the boring parts. Would be nice if he just told us if he was happy with it himself. But alas, he can't really ruin it for anyone otherwise they would be very maaaaad.

Anyway, I have had a breakthrough!!!!!! Which I have posted below.




















I still don't have a clue who it is but they say acceptance is the first step. Just for everyone here are the 8 steps to Red John Anonymous. It's a terrible disease to over come and we all need to reach out to each other and help each other.



Aim of RJA. The heart of the suggested program of personal recovery is contained in Twelve NO SEVEN Steps describing the experience of the earliest members of the Society:

1.We admit that we are powerless over who Red John is-  that our lives had become unmanageable with trying to guess.

2. We believe that a Power greater than ourselves can restore us to sanity ( After we find out who Red John is) .We make a decision to turn our will and our lives over to the care of Heller as we understood Him NEVER.

3.We make a searching and fearless moral inventory of Red John Suspects, .Admitted to God, to ourselves and to another mentalist followers the exact nature of our wrong guesses.
We are entirely ready to have Heller  remove all these defects of wrong character guesses.
We humbly asked Him to remove our shortcomings

4. We.Make a list of all persons Red John has harmed, and became willing to make  resurrected psychopathic serial killers of them all.  We Make direct amends to such accused people wherever possible... every two minutes, except when to do so would not agree with the list or increase their height or decrease the amount of hair they have.

5. We still continued to take character inventory and when we are wrong promptly admit before changing our minds yet again.

6. We sought through meditation and twitter to improve our conscious contact with Heller as we  never understood Him, praying only for knowledge of His will for Red John and the power to carry that out his character effectively and satisfactory.

7.Having had a absolutely no spiritual awakening as the result of these steps, we try to carry this message to all Red John Anonymous members and to practice these principles in all our affairs.

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