and this years special teen choice
award goes to

bretty-must have faked-his-death-
-partridge.
for his role as the most misunderstood character in tv show history,
poor victim of zombie brainwashed teen theorists.

and if partridge won t be
the one who gets strangled by pj next episode, never mind - still some more
episodes to go. we already had jane kill a fake red john, do not worry.

go on observing 666 pidgeons
and stuff, everything s possible in tv wonderland. Though it might be a bit delusional
- one might think