Who is Red John?

Theory #10871 • by Stoopkid

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Ok i need to change peoples perspectives because the list is working too well as a distraction.
1. Bertam. Yea he has pull but for god sake hes dumb . No way he has the smarts to be rj. Plus the show makes him look like hes the bad guy recently thus deff making him not the bad guy. Plus hes bad at poker , come on!
2. Reed smith. Do i even have to explain why hes not rj? Hes fat. Hes dumb. Hes in tiger tiger . I have a milliom other reason why buy its a waste of time
3. Sheriff macallister- one again rj is not a member of tiger tiger . Macalister is also not smart enougj. Hes not a heartthrob with many wives . He
4. Haffner- prob the most likely but deff not rj. Once again hes always outsmarted by jane . He seemed legititmitly hurt when lisbon said he could be rj. And o yea hes dead from the blast so
5. Kirkland. Dead. He thought his twin was rj so he asked the cop if "he recognized him" beciase if rjs follower knew his face then his bro could of been rj. Get it? But the cop said no so
6. Brett styles . He was my pick when i first saw the list. But hes not rj. Styles has his own stuff going on. He doesnt care about battling pj. He is dying . He cares about his church. He may know who rj is tho which is interesting .
7. Partridge. Everyones favorite pic for some reason but this isnt the show bones lol. He is creepy and killerlike but he's not smart like rj. He doesn't seem like a guy who has 12 wives too and can bang Lorelei. Plus HES DEAD!!!!!!!!!!!! Were gonna find out why he's dead soon cuz heller said it was important why he died .
So people i love the discussions but the list is just a trick to force rjs hand. In chess u make a move so that ur opponent thinks they have u and after ur enemy makes that move them you checkmate!!'n

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