Who is Red John?

Theory #10302 • by Patrick Ketchum

Suspect

Vint Molinari

Vint Molinari
Suspected in 12 theories

ARGUMENTATION

Warning: Spoilers Below



Patrick Jane is walking in tall grass. There appears to be a wild pokemon in the pear tree. The pear tree is shaking. *Presses A*. Brett Partridge attacks!

*Music Plays* *Morgan Freeman is the special commentator*

"A wild Brett Partridge appears."
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"What will Patrick Jane do?"

"Patrick Jane uses Mean Look. Brett Partridge cannot escape!"

"Brett Partridge uses a pokeball. *Pokeball wriggles* Jane breaks free. Shoot, it wasn't even close."
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"Patrick Jane uses Odor Sleuth. Red John is identified."

"Red John uses Fury Swipes. The attack misses."
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"Patrick Jane uses Future Sight. It will attack in 3 turns."

"Red John uses Screech. Patrick's attack falls sharply!"
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"Red John uses Hyper Voice. Patrick's attack falls sharply!"

"Patrick Jane uses Revenge."
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"Patrick Jane uses Mud Slap. It's super effective."

"Red John uses Attract. It fails."
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"Patrick Jane's Future Sight lands."

*Ambulance sound- Red John has red health*
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"Patrick Jane uses Bullet Seed. The attack misses."

"Red John uses Last Resort."

*Ambulance sound- Patrick Jane has red health*
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"Patrick Jane uses Tackle."

"Red John has fainted!"

Patrick Jane gains 9,001 experience points!

Patrick levels up!


P.S... Who's head is that up there???

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