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I think this is what happened:

Family Heller is dining at the table, when the phone rings. Mrs Heller picks up the phone.

Honey, this is for you. It'r Mr Berkeley

BH: Who?

Mr. Heller: The Guy who plays the Sheriff in your show.

BH: Oh ok. Hello?

XB: Hi Bruno, listen, if you give me the part of Red John you don't have to pay me anymore. I swear to God. 

BH: Who are you again?

XB: It's me. Xander.

BH: Who?

XB: The guy who plays the sheriff in the show. 

BH: Are you not supposed to be dead?

XB: I know, i know. It's absolutely senseless. But being red john could acctually rekindle my career. 

BH: But you can't be red john. I had six other people in mind. 

XB: Sure I can ! Everybody could be red john. None of your clues ever made sense. Everyone had a phobia even though you gave me the crappiest one of all. Totally unbelievable. But still.

BH: Ok. But Xander please be realistic. Look at you. No way Loreley would have fallen for you.

XB: She was a slut. Everyone could have banged her, right? Look at how naiv she was. 

BH: But there are so many loose ends. You are the one that doesn't fit at all. Patrick Jane would wanna know so many things from red john. 

XB: So, don't let him ask me any questions. 

BH: Wow. You ARE pretty clever. I will consider it. But what about all the fans?

XB: Bruno, please. This is show business. Who cares about fans? YOU are the Boss. Hahahaha

BH: Hahahaha yeah you are right. Congratulations Xander. Or shall i say RED JOHN ;)

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There is a TV show called Profiler. It aired between 1996 and 2000.

In short:
Samantha = Patrick Jane
Jack of all trades = Red John
The VCTF Team = The CBI Team

Jack murders Samantha's husband.
Samantha joins the VCTF as a consultant and together they hunt down Jack for a couple of seasons.
At some point they catch a fake Jack.
They hunt for him some more. They compile a list of possible suspects.
They discover Jack's real identity is Ed Post, the sheriff of a small town nearby.
They try to catch him with an elaborate ruse and ultimately Samantha shoots and kills him in the cemetery where her husband is buried.

:(

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What is B.Heller email/Facebook...?
I want to send him the list of all the feedbacks, collected last week, about this e%#%^

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What would you say if the RJ smiley appears again on a crime seen in latin america where PJ is?

if you like GREEN
you don't RED

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The only mystery I wonder is many people saw that scene, before it is taken, while it is taken, after it is taken but nobody said WHAT THE HELL is this??

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I'm pretty sure that Bruno Heller was quite stoned when he wrote this bullshit Red John episode, and he has been so high that he actually thought that this shit is a worthy ending to the Red John story. I think he still is pretty stoned because he has not yet realized what a big blunder this whole season has become.

The best thing we former, and less stupid, followers can do is to spread out to as many new viewers as possible about this crappy ending so that fewer and fewer watch this stupid show. In this way, we may get some revenge for all the wasted time and energy.

May peace be with all of you who feel betrayed!

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ok i agree with mr.heller that McAllister is red john , and he proves it by changing his voice tone .. but red john also proves that he is clever then jane by knowing the classified list of suspects , ok heres my question if he's clever then jane how come his death was so easy ? to me the genre of this epi doesnt made me suspicious or thrilled

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