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Kimball Cho

Kimball Cho
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Let's create a petition so Bruno Heller will understand that we need more closure to the Red John-story! His background, meaning of "he is mar" and so on. 

If we're lucky and get enough vote this might reach him and they make a specific episode where we follow Red John from the beginning of his "journey" into madness.

Best regards,

Patrick Jane

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Dexter's ending was a way better than Red John reveal.
Seriously add to this disappointment the fact it was leaked, any explanation, this is crap.
We still don't know for partridge, for the list, for nothing.

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I don't have a theory but I want to be part of the whoisredjohn cult so we can stop Heller.

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1. Cho = Badass

2. Even though we're all guilty of it, let's all try to not assassinate Heller before the official episode (whether it's the same as the leaked or a completely different version) is ACTUALLY on air. I know I had my fair share of Heller-bashing along with you guys, but I'm going to refrain from that until I actually see the episode. Then we can move on to either step 3 or 4, whichever is more appropriate.

3. In the case that Heller is a genius and played us for fools with a deliberately leaked episode, I think it's in our best interest to worship the man and be ready with our apologies.

4. In the case that Heller is a complete jackass and decided to change nothing from the leaked version, it's most probable that we arrange a "whoisredjohn" cult to seek our revenge for this bullshit. We will arm all loyal fans with torches and pitchforks to storm Heller's house and burn it to the ground. We will kidnap Heller and bring him back to our secret hideout, where we will coat his naked body in pigeon food. "RELEASE THE PIGEONS" is heard from the microphone and Heller begins to panic. A flock of 50 pigeons rush through the opened door and leave Heller in excruciating pain. Our method of torture, called "Pigeonboarding," seems to be the most effective method in existence. Heller is in tears, begging for mercy, but the loyal fans will have NONE OF HIS SHIT! Among us lies a competent tattoo artist, who will mark Heller with the classic Red John smiley face, only this time, it will be white—in honor of pigeon shit. Now we force Heller to recreate Season 6 Episode 8 to our hearts content. Once the episode is complete, Heller will appear in front of the press, only this time, he will have a shitty tattoo on his forehead (literally). He is taken as a joke and his nobility withers away. As he is leaving the stage, our cult will have organized pigeon-food confetti to launch from every possible direction. The pigeons swoop in and devour Heller in front of millions of viewers. And they (the fans) lived happily ever after.

YOUR MOVE HELLER.


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Thanks for giving me hopes and a good laugh for the last 3 days...but i guess it's over.

WHAT a way to end a great series...

I will however watch the episode today (probably the last one I'm watching~ + as if they would get renewed for a new season with that ending) to ensure we are not getting trolled by heller

but the odds are too damn high for that to happen.

Thanks and bye :)

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Can we also set up a "Fix the Red John Episode Donation fund" for Heller while we are at it. It's a lovely idea. I will set up a paypal and do it this week...as long as I'm not paying the CBS I would love to donate!

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Not accusing Kimball Cho, just channeling through him!  

Doesn't take a psychic to know whether we are happy or not with the current status of The Mentalist; however, anyone who has posted to or visited this site has had a great deal of enjoyment thanks to the efforts of one person, owner / operator / admin of www.WhoIsRedJohn.com and that person is Tonneau Jérémy.  

I suggested in my previous post #14345 that Jérémy put up a PayPal Donation option so that we fans can give a little bit back to help cover the costs and time of creating this website.  Am Happy to say Jeremy responded to my request and thanked me for the suggestion and agreed to do so.  

If you will look on the red "Follow Us" block you will now see the yellow Donate button.  Clicking on the button will take you to PayPal but if you "Don't have a PayPal account? Use your credit card or bank account (where available)."  I just sent my donation and it only took a couple of minutes to do so.

It does not have to be a large donation, be it a $1, $5, $10 or more, but if all of us make a donation at least there will be a decent show of gratitude for a great site to a generous Jeremy.


If you have not seen my previous post have pasted it below.  So far 32 of you agreed to a show of thanks to Jeremy and hope even more of you will.

Thanks,

aPartridgeinRJtree



http://www.whoisredjohn.com/See-a-theory-Red-John/14243

To all of you Partridge Fans,

The truth about the "leaked" episode is that Partridge aka Red John had his red headed sister, Grace Van Pelt, use her massive computer skills to upload a bogus episode, and hide it in the source code for the CBS press release video site, just to mess with the minds of the non-believers.  Obviously his plan has worked!  Haven't read a post yet from someone who has seen the leaked episode who hasn't been somewhat disappointed.  Additionally, Red John had help from Bruno Heller in creating the leaked episode.  The Mentalist fans aren't the only ones tired of their show being preempted by sports.  Heller et al have given us five plus great years of The Mentalist and how aggravating it must be for all those involved from writing, directing, producing and acting in one of the best television shows ever aired to be treated like "The Red Headed Step-child" by CBS.  Ever since the night CBS decided not to air the scheduled episode to the entire viewing areas and instead caused havoc for the fans,  suspect that felt like the final straw, too, to those involed from A to Z in creating The Mentalist.  If Sunday's "Red John" episode does turn out to be the same as the "leaked" episode then you will know that even Red John knew he was being underappreciated by CBS and did not make his proper appearance and proper goodbyes.  However, once The Mentalist is picked up by a new network that will revere it and give it the prime time viewing slot it deserves, then he will reappear and we will see Brett Partridge reemerge as Red John and before Patrick Jane has his way with him, we will all get the attention and answers to the great theories and questions that the loyal fans of The Mentalist have posted on this great site!

One last note on the behalf of all fans of all the suspects, "Thank You" to site owner / operator / admin Jeremy for creating a fun site that obviously took a great deal of your time and energy to create and you did so with minimum advertising!  As a web designer myself, I greatly appreciate the lost revenues you could have made with advertising overkill and basically you made this a not for profit site.  If you would like to put a PayPal donation link on your feedback page, would like to make a small donation to you and am in hopes many of the fans of this site would, too!  Kudos and again many thanks to Jeremy!

PS Any of you who are contrary enough to disagree that Webmaster Jeremy doesn't deserve A Green Plausible sign of Thanks, go ahead and press Red and take a flying jump into a "Red" lake where Red John is waiting for you! :)

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