Who is Red John?

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Americ's review doesn't tell us anything especially since it's edited out the boring parts. Would be nice if he just told us if he was happy with it himself. But alas, he can't really ruin it for anyone otherwise they would be very maaaaad.

Anyway, I have had a breakthrough!!!!!! Which I have posted below.




















I still don't have a clue who it is but they say acceptance is the first step. Just for everyone here are the 8 steps to Red John Anonymous. It's a terrible disease to over come and we all need to reach out to each other and help each other.



Aim of RJA. The heart of the suggested program of personal recovery is contained in Twelve NO SEVEN Steps describing the experience of the earliest members of the Society:

1.We admit that we are powerless over who Red John is-  that our lives had become unmanageable with trying to guess.

2. We believe that a Power greater than ourselves can restore us to sanity ( After we find out who Red John is) .We make a decision to turn our will and our lives over to the care of Heller as we understood Him NEVER.

3.We make a searching and fearless moral inventory of Red John Suspects, .Admitted to God, to ourselves and to another mentalist followers the exact nature of our wrong guesses.
We are entirely ready to have Heller  remove all these defects of wrong character guesses.
We humbly asked Him to remove our shortcomings

4. We.Make a list of all persons Red John has harmed, and became willing to make  resurrected psychopathic serial killers of them all.  We Make direct amends to such accused people wherever possible... every two minutes, except when to do so would not agree with the list or increase their height or decrease the amount of hair they have.

5. We still continued to take character inventory and when we are wrong promptly admit before changing our minds yet again.

6. We sought through meditation and twitter to improve our conscious contact with Heller as we  never understood Him, praying only for knowledge of His will for Red John and the power to carry that out his character effectively and satisfactory.

7.Having had a absolutely no spiritual awakening as the result of these steps, we try to carry this message to all Red John Anonymous members and to practice these principles in all our affairs.

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Theory #12387 • By bettyboo
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I'm so gullible! I watched the review thingy and in the comments someone said they watched the episode. I know people lie andthey most likely did not watch it but I still find myself believing it in some way. Anyway if I were you just in case it was the right information avoid it it would ruin the nice moment if it was and you wouldn't enjoy the episode as much. 

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HANG ON.
If Heller said that they would not be fooling the audience from here on out and that there is NO TWISTS then is he telling the truth ( it's possible he is and it is in fact Bertram) AND if he isn't telling the truth and lying yet again then what makes us think that the list is genuine. If he lied about one thing then he most likely is lying about something else. 

TRUST NOTHING. lol. He has us.

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oh I just read that the guy whistling when Reeded= was spilliing his guts was Kirkland. Lol Heller is messing with us. He is making it seem like everyone is potentially Red John. My Head is wrecked with guessing 

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Where's the option of choosing " NOT AN EFFING CLUE" !

To answer a question below the site here is really slow and sometimes doesn't work I'm guessing it's because the amount of people on here increased last night.

I don't think it's mcallistor in the promo. 

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Maybe they swopped Partridges DNA on the system with someone elses, removed the flesh part of his tattoo and left the flesh in the explosion. Maybe I'm talking out of my arse.

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Oh forgot to add that I hope they aren't trying to sneakily change Red Johns voice to a altered version because Red John has one really creepy voice and it better stay that way. That voice is the best part of him. If they have to Dub over or lip sync I want that voice untouched.

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You are all in denial. The denial that you think you know who Red John is. I'm holding my hands up and saying I haven't got a clue. 
Ron, pigeons Bertram these are all red herrings. Partridge is a red herring too. I have no idea who it is now I just hope it's not judge manchester or the bald guy in the first episode like people are suggesting. I still don't trust Smith believe it or not.

I will say one thing, the guy in the promo is not someone I recognize. it's not gale or partridge. It actually reminds me of bosco the most. He has no hair but doesn't look like the sheriff either. I honestly haven't a clue but with all these FAKE RED JOHNS, PATRICK IS STARTING TO BECOME A SERIAL KILLER HIMSELF. How many people has he killed?

I have officially jumped on the Partridge bandwagon as in I wish it were him, not that I believe it is, I don't. He is just a red Herring thrown in to confuse us

I'm giving up guessing now but will continue to read all these wonderful theories. 

P.S can we trust the tv guide article about the park. I am guessing we can?

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