Who is Red John?

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This leaked episode was a huge joke. Worse than dexter finale (even if I liked it).
It is clear that it was a trick played on us, to mock our silly theories.
Because of this :
- no explanation about the list (which could have a bad influence on the real one)
- pidgeons everywhere (to mock our paranoia, red john is not afraid of it of course)
- the woman with knife (funny scene)
- the actor who plays Young Man ( The only thing I agree with)
- Partridge's death unexplained ( I think he helped PJ more than we think.)
- PJ saying "Fake your death easily" (to mock our tendences'n'abilities to not trust any death)
- RJ saying "one step ahead" (same thing)
- The fbi agent who is a better reader than Red John.
- fbi agents following wrong car (same tip used in sixth episode)
- Red John dialing 911 (funny scene, not only sociopath but also a pussy)
- some scenes seemed to be uncomplete and badly patchworked.

I am so tired I forgot 75% of other things.
Well I hope I'm right else I will think red john used mc allister as timothy but it worked this time.
See you Monday.

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Wayne... Wayne... Wayne, how the hell did he know about the cemetery.
Let's get fun enjoying fake episode :D

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I found something that could explain everything when I mixed every dumb theory.
Bret Stiles gang banged the aunt of Van Pelt, then every spermatozoon fused all their DNA and produced a superpower psychic abandoned to a con father at circus.
But his Evil Plan didn't work and he turned out to be a wonder boy.
Then Bret tried again and Red John was born with a little more consanguine farmboy's sperm.
That could be explain everything :
Red John could be a twin, a father, a son, a daughter, a brother, a sister, all at once, and he can fits every stupid theory you are making.
He can even easily fake his death apparently it's a common thing to do when you are a common smart psychopath.

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Theory #10575 • By Zink13
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I'm not really accusing Bertram.
I'm just adding some information for people who wants to know about the call.

We have a real clue :
 Bertram is on the phone with someone and it's 12:37, the exact time Patrick Jane send everyone the text about the meeting.

Which definitively excludes theses guys :
Patrick Jane
Teresa Lisbon
Raymond Haffner
Bret Stiles
Reede Smith
Thomas McAllister

Since everybody wants to find out who is this guy, I will tell you. According to my psychic power, I'd bet the first name is Kevin, Chief of Sacramento Police District, and maybe Bertram was asking him to restrain his force if something unusual would happen.

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Bruno Heller directed episode 1 and 8.
So everything between these two episode is bullshit.

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Not a theory, just some weird questions about the last episode.

Stiles received the note after the team debrief, cooper, reede and McAllister meeting. So one of them can be suspected to be the author of the note.

After the note scene, Haffner met Lisbon , in a public place, so maybe Lisbon is afraid somehow of Haffner.

After the visit in bertram's office, lisbon did a real weird and disappointed face, why ?

When Patrick Jane told everyone in the room that one of them is Red John because of the tatoo, Bertram take a interesting look on his right as if He is thinking about it.

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J'accuse Grace Van Pelt or Wayne Rigsby to be in a few episodes red targets.
Their marriage became a Happy Memory for Patrick, nobody knows that.

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