Who is Red John?

Theories of Will-the-Thrill (16)

As a fan of the Mentalist, and feeling kicked to the curb like most Mentalist fans, I plan on boycotting the new Heller series coming out called Gotham. I am sure it will be a great series until we all discover some lame-fuck ending in store for us. If Rigsby is not identified as some creepy fuck killer by the next two episodes, I have to go read a book (the true source of Hollywood stories). There is no thrill for Will anymore!

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Theory #17294 • By Will-the-Thrill
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Red John is Dianne Feinstein. Here is my proof:1. She is evil.2. She resembles a man and could be as strong as one.3. She clearly does not prefer to use a gun.4. She is evil.5. She lives in California.6. She has connections to law enforcement.7. She is evil.8. She killed Mascone and Milk and blamed it on someone else.9. People prefer not to look at her face and thus can hide in plain sight.10 She is evil. This list may apply to Boxer and Pelosi as well.

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Theory #17110 • By Will-the-Thrill
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I think that the Blake Society was designed to hunt down people that escape the law, and that their recent purpose was to hunt and kill Red John, which is to say that Red John is not Blake Society and that the Blake Society is a vigilante group. If this is the case, then it is no wonder why Red John (Wayne Rigsby) is so scared when down in that basement at the end of the Golden Hammer episode. Ardiles must have stumbled onto the Blake Society list of names, so he was eliminated. ...Im still sticking to the idea that Wayne Rigsby is Red John.   

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Theory #16994 • By Will-the-Thrill
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Sheriff McAllister ain't wearin any cowboy boots when he's gettin killed. Red John? Mmmm... NO.

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Theory #16993 • By Will-the-Thrill
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"I grew a foot in my senior year.""People used to pick on me.""I got drunk. I blacked out. I killed someone. Who hasn't been there?"Shall I state the obvious??? Clark Kent is Red John, and only smooth brained plebeian trolls would tolerate the idea that RJ is dead. Lorelei Martins rear-ended Clark Kent while he was on stake out, but she came to check on him with the gun pointed away from the car and away from the injured Mr. Kent. This is an odd way to make sure someone is down and out, doen cha think? I want to know where the class ring is from in the "Red Barn" episode, and where Clark went to school! British Royal Academy, perhaps? 

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