Who is Red John?

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Ok its time to break thru the illusion and misdirection and get down to brass tax . This is about chess not checkers . Jane is playing by red johns rules by looking into the list of 7. No say in hell rj is on that list. Rj wants the people on the list dead so jane is helping in a sense in order to force rjs hand. Nobody on the list fits the personality of rj at all. Rj is smart . Sherrif reed haffner bertram are all way dumber than jane. Seriously u think rj is just waiting for jane to walk up to him and ask "is it u" and u think jane is just gathering the list of 6 thinking that rj would just let him slowly discover him? Thats checkers this is chess! Tiger tiger is a currupt organization that is searching for rj too. The biggest key is the gps trackers. Rj knowing janes list disnt kill partridge until the trackers were put on. He could of easily did so way before when he first came up witj the list. Only 3 people knew about the gps and patrick knows this. Pj knows who rj is and so does styles . Pj is dealing with tiger tiger in hopes rj will come out of the darkness becuase rj is under the impression that jane thinks its someone from the list. This is pjs leverage . Misdirection is the whole point of the list and most so called fans are misdirected too. This is great. And rjs identity will be a twist! Meaning u didnt see it coming . So all the haters out there saying im crazy and that rj is obviously on the list are not real fans. Have u ever seem tje show? Pj always finds the bad guy that we didnt see coming! Start thinking like patrick and watch as his plans unfolds. God this show is great! And for all u assholes who say "poor writing" by brunk heller is going on should be takem out lol. Do u love the show? Do u watch it religiously? Ok so its poor writing ? F no! Its called poor viewership

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Theory #11028 • By Stoopkid
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I know this sounds crazy but hear me out. She started the same day jane did. Shook his hand and later called him a sad godless man. She may be red johns daughter or he had a sex change since he is a little crazy. Grace had dated two killers thus far. Bad luck? She is savvy with computers and red john always hacks only her computer! The show seems to show her facial expression more than others and we know how important they are in this show. Especially the time jane is crying and she is smiling. She is into the occult and doesnt believe in jane. We know nothing of her past and if you notice there is something bothering her this season. You can read it on her face when she meets with styles. When rigsby says i love u she replies " i know". Van pelt red john. Red hair . Access to jane and cbi. I also have a hunch that jane knows she is red john and made the list to trick her. Telling lisbon knowing well she would tell van pelt. He is playing chess and winning. Red john wants to take out the tiger tiger people thus why patrick is using them to make the TIGRESS come out of her den and reveal herself. Its a twist and this show is known for them. Watch episode one season 1 and tell me what you think? I also have a theory styles is both her and janes father and why patrick tells styles " i am not your boy".

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Ok i need to change peoples perspectives because the list is working too well as a distraction.
1. Bertam. Yea he has pull but for god sake hes dumb . No way he has the smarts to be rj. Plus the show makes him look like hes the bad guy recently thus deff making him not the bad guy. Plus hes bad at poker , come on!
2. Reed smith. Do i even have to explain why hes not rj? Hes fat. Hes dumb. Hes in tiger tiger . I have a milliom other reason why buy its a waste of time
3. Sheriff macallister- one again rj is not a member of tiger tiger . Macalister is also not smart enougj. Hes not a heartthrob with many wives . He
4. Haffner- prob the most likely but deff not rj. Once again hes always outsmarted by jane . He seemed legititmitly hurt when lisbon said he could be rj. And o yea hes dead from the blast so
5. Kirkland. Dead. He thought his twin was rj so he asked the cop if "he recognized him" beciase if rjs follower knew his face then his bro could of been rj. Get it? But the cop said no so
6. Brett styles . He was my pick when i first saw the list. But hes not rj. Styles has his own stuff going on. He doesnt care about battling pj. He is dying . He cares about his church. He may know who rj is tho which is interesting .
7. Partridge. Everyones favorite pic for some reason but this isnt the show bones lol. He is creepy and killerlike but he's not smart like rj. He doesn't seem like a guy who has 12 wives too and can bang Lorelei. Plus HES DEAD!!!!!!!!!!!! Were gonna find out why he's dead soon cuz heller said it was important why he died .
So people i love the discussions but the list is just a trick to force rjs hand. In chess u make a move so that ur opponent thinks they have u and after ur enemy makes that move them you checkmate!!'n

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Umm if the list was real rj wouldt of bombed himself. We gotta start thinking like jane and stop picking people just becuase we like them

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Ok its time to break thru the illusion and misdirection and get down to brass tax . This is about chess not checkers . Jane is playing by red johns rules by looking into the list of 7. No say in hell rj is on that list. Rj wants the people on the list dead so jane is helping in a sense in order to force rjs hand. Nobody on the list fits the personality of rj at all. Rj is smart . Sherrif reed haffner bertram are all way dumber than jane. Seriously u think rj is just waiting for jane to walk up to him and ask "is it u" and u think jane is just gathering the list of 6 thinking that rj would just let him slowly discover him? Thats checkers this is chess! Tiger tiger is a currupt organization that is searching for rj too. The biggest key is the gps trackers. Rj knowing janes list disnt kill partridge until the trackers were put on. He could of easily did so way before when he first came up witj the list. Only 3 people knew about the gps and patrick knows this. Pj knows who rj is and so does styles . Pj is dealing with tiger tiger in hopes rj will come out of the darkness becuase rj is under the impression that jane thinks its someone from the list. This is pjs leverage . Misdirection is the whole point of the list and most so called fans are misdirected too. This is great. And rjs identity will be a twist! Meaning u didnt see it coming . So all the haters out there saying im crazy and that rj is obviously on the list are not real fans. Have u ever seem tje show? Pj always finds the bad guy that we didnt see coming! Start thinking like patrick and watch as his plans unfolds. God this show is great! And for all u assholes who say "poor writing" by brunk heller is going on should be takem out lol. Do u love the show? Do u watch it religiously? Ok so its poor writing ? F no! Its called poor viewership

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Did anyone notice in the scene lisbon gets zapped after she sees partridges dead body that the only way for rj to get her was from the window behind her ? Is that a clue ? Cuz her back was to the window and if u see there was no wherre else for anyone to be...weird.

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Theory #10670 • By Stoopkid
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Not a coincidence that heller hired a broad shouldered red haired girl with a deep voice

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