Who is Red John?

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Again, I have Cho's face on this post because he is the only character, aside from Patrick, that is a total BOSS. 

Creating this post to see if you guys agree if we (as the regular viewers/participants on this site) should create another one after this site is dead.

Thoughts? Ideas? 

RedJohnSucksBalls.org?
FuckBrunoHeller.net
PigeonShitsOnRedJohn.com
LOSTWasBetterThanThis.fuck
AreYouShittingMe.gov
 etc etc...

I just made this up on the spot, but I'm actually curious to see if any of them are already in existence lol.


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Torches: $5 

Pitchforks: $10

The look on Bruno Heller's face when he sees a mob of angry fans coming to vanquish his soul: Priceless.


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Please disregard my last post: I'm a bigger dumbass than Bruno Heller and forgot to put the link to the website in the damn post. 

So HERE IS THE LINK: red-john.info

Here's a great compilation of all of our collective frustration at Heller and the Red John reveal.

Check it out! (By the way, if you scroll far enough, you can find my hilarious post!! (theory 14016 in case you were curious. You'll get a good laugh!!)

Heller should have at least taken us all out to dinner because I'm sure we all would have loved to be wined and dined before we got FUCKED. 

Oh well....enjoy your day....somehow. Go scrape some pigeon shit or whatever you do to cope. I eat copious amounts of ice cream. 

Continue to post theories of how the reveal should have went down because I need to wash my brain from Heller's horrid portrayal of it.

See ya later, friends! (I'm not your friend, pal. I'm not your pal, buddy. I'm not your buddy, guy.)

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Cho is my picture because he's a total badass. PERIOD. 



Here's a great compilation of all of our collective frustration at Heller and the Red John reveal.

Check it out! (By the way, if you scroll far enough, you can find my hilarious post!! (theory 14016 in case you were curious. You'll get a good laugh!!)

Heller should have at least taken us all out to dinner because I'm sure we all would have loved to be wined and dined before we got FUCKED. 

Oh well....enjoy your day....somehow. Go scrape some pigeon shit or whatever you do to cope. I eat copious amounts of ice cream. 

Continue to post theories of how the reveal should have went down because I need to wash my brain from Heller's horrid portrayal of it.

See ya later, friends! (I'm not your friend, pal. I'm not your pal, buddy. I'm not your buddy, guy.)

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That reveal better be fake, or I swear to Red John that Bruno Heller is a dead man.

WHAT THE HELL WERE YOU SMOKING WHILE YOU MADE THAT PIECE OF SHIT?!?!?!?

Hopefully it wore off and you came back to your senses to create another S6E8 that will premiere on Sunday.

I didn't wait 5 years for a fucking pigeon to practically kill Red John.  A FUCKING PIGEON. That thing that's literally sitting outside of my window, shitting on the balcony.

Yo RJ, you got killed by a fucking balconyshitter. So much for world's greatest villain. 

Patrick should have taken a glove and smeared a white Patrick smiley face USING PIGEON SHIT at the murder scene of RJ. 

Jeez Heller.....God Damnit....5 years....for pigeon shit....NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO 



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I'm not even going to say how much of a joke that damn RJ episode was...besides, I already made a post ranting on it lol. 

Just hit GREEN IF YOU THINK THAT THE EPISODE WAS A FAKE
Just hit RED IF YOU THINK HELLER IS A TOTAL DUMBASS

(please don't let Heller be a dumbass. please don't let Heller be a dumbass) I NEED CLOOOOOSURE.

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I'm irritated by the Red John episode just as everyone else is, but I actually thought that the best choice for RJ was either McAllister or Partridge (solely based on character, not on the evidence). 

I'm disappointed in the fact that this episode didn't explain jack shit (pardon my language, but it's still more excusable than that piss-poor performance put on by Bruno Heller). 

What do I do with my life guys?!?! How should I reconcile my disappointment? Can the avid fans of The Mentalist congregate, formulate a super genius theory/backstory for RJ, gather the cast & crew, and recreate S6E8 before Sunday? 

It's worth a shot huh? I just checked twitter.com/search for "red john" and saw fans containing all of the anticipation that we experienced a couple hours ago before the link was leaked. I feel bad for those guys, but I feel even worse for THE FANS ON THIS SITE because we're obsessively insane about this show and I think 95%+ who witnessed the reveal were all let down. 

Heller seriously needs to pull some Mentalist magic on us now to regain our confidence in him.

I'm going to go lie in the fetal position until I go to sleep because that's basically what RJ did. WE'RE TALKING ABOUT A SADISTIC, SICK, TWISTED, POMPOUS, EGOMANIAC!!! And when I saw him break down emotionally and beg for mercy, I LOST IT. The last image of RJ you'll ever see is the image of a sissy little man begging for his life while he's taken countless others? NOOOOOOOOOO! I want to see RJ uphold the narcissism. I want to see him die with the evil radiating from his eyes. Instead, we get puppy dog eyes and some weak grunts. WHAT THE HELL YO?!?! 

So much more that I could rant about, but I'll stop here to make sure that my blood pressure doesn't skyrocket from this RJ stuff, or else I could be the 1st RJ victim post-mortem, if that makes any sense. 

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THE END.

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